Say… Isn’t that Gene Simmons fucking a little blonde girl about the same age as his own daughter? Maybe Sophie is going to have to keep her friends away from her daddy or he is going to bang them!

If Shannon got a We-Vibe from ToyOrgasmic.com this sort of thing wouldn’t happen.

What is a We-Vibe?

Glad you asked. It is the first couples sex toy of its kind. It allows you to bang your significant other while she has the vibrator inside her. In Shannon’s case it would make her pussy feel as tight as this blonde beauties does so he wouldn’t have to go elsewhere for sex.

Not only does it add a little fullness to the equation, the We-Vibe also stimulates both the penis and the G-Spot at the same time. While that end is working its magic the top end is gently massaging her clit. Even an old dog like Gene could make any girl cum with this thing.

Want to get kinky in the tub? Take the We-Vibe with you! It is water proof and made of surgical grade silicone so it can turn that boring shower into a wild sexual encounter. You can even set its various vibration levels with the remote control while in the act of fucking!

Read more about the We-Vibe and how you can own one. It just might be the little boost you need to reinvigorate your sex life.

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Every friggin time I post about this sort of thing I get mixed comments from my readers. Guys love these kinds of posts and my stance on them. Girls hate these kinds of posts and think my views on their subject matter are wrong. I’ll let you decide.

Ex-NFL cheerleader for the Bengals, Sarah Jones, has pleaded guilty to felony custodial interference and misdemeanor sexual misconduct. What in the fuck do both of those charges mean? They mean she gets to skip going to jail and instead be out on probation. What did the charges stem from?

It seems Sarah Jones was not only a cheerleader for the Bengals, but also a teacher for Dixie Heights High School. While there she entered into a sexual relationship with one of her students. Fuck yeah! High fucking fives all around if you ask me!

Nobody is asking me, but they were asking the boys mother and father who decided to not help the prosecution and give their son high fives on landing a fucking NFL cheerleader while still in high school.

Now to be fare the guy does look much older and more mature for his age. In fact, he kind of looks like he could be playing football in the NFL. He has since reached the age of consent which means they can stop hiding their relationship!

While I’d gut a male teacher if he did this to my daughter I again will ask for a round of high fives for this kid. What a fucking awesome human being!

Hollywood celebrities aren’t much different than their non-celeb counterparts. Take Miley Cyrus for instance. Just like other girls her age she uses her newly acquired lady parts to attract attention to herself. Miley was recently seen shopping with her friends wearing some very skimpy Daisy Duke shorts and a cutoff shirt with no bra. Luckily it was a warm day so her indicators weren’t going off.

That doesn’t mean ever man within eyeshot of her didn’t have their indicators going off. This dirty teen celebrities cute little booty had guys hiding their stiff cocks for miles around.

For more of Miley Cyrus and her teen celebrity friends you should get a Celebrity Spanker pass. They do all of the heavy lifting so you just have to tug on your cock. No more mind numbing hours of searching for nude celebrities. They have then all and they have them by the dozen!

Awww fuck man!

I have written about a lot of celebrity nude sites over the years and I have to tell you, I was not looking forward to writing about the fucking Octomom Nadya Suleman. I hated this bitch when she was hogging up the news for over a year. But that all changed once I actually watched a few of her videos…

Having watched the videos I have to say a few things in her defense:

1) She has some fucking wonderful tits! I am not sure what they will look like in five years, but right now they look amazing. Having kids are Gods way of giving you a boob job and it definitely worked out in Nadya’s case!

2) Nadya Suleman has a pretty tight looking body for somebody that just got done carrying eight kids in her belly. I don’t know what I expected her to look like. Jessica Simpson looks like a fucking cow. Nadya actually looks… well… pretty damn hot!

3) As I am watching the first video it pops into my mind. If I didn’t know who this chick was, I would have already had my dick in my hand! By the second video my dick was asking for attention and… as much as it kills me to say this… by the third video I was pumping right along with Nadya Suleman!

Whether you are just curious about seeing the Octomom nude or you are into ladies with 14 kids, at $9.99 to see everything for one fee this site is a no-brainer!

Sorry, fellas, no nudity today. But I do have a healthy dose of one hot babe named Mariko Izumi for your viewing pleasure. She is the girl on the left and yes, she caught that fish.

Mariko is the daughter of Bob Izumi the famous fishing tournament legend. She has come out from under her dad’s wing and now hosts her own show on the World Fishing Network (WFN). It is called Hookin’ Up with Mariko Izumi. I have watched a few episodes and this second season has really been rocking!

For starters Mariko often spends the better part of the show wearing a bikini. Then, from time to time she will have yet another bikini wearing babe on the boat. You end up having a hard time dividing your attention between the two of them, but somehow, I know you will push through it.

Enjoy the sexy pics and don’t forget to tune into the WFN for her show!

I’ve been getting a lot of requests for Bonnie Wright lately. She played the character Ginny Weasley in Harry Potter. I am not sure if it is because she is a ginger and gingers are all the rage lately or if it is just because she is young, approachable and embodies the girl next door look.

I am not sure if this latest picture is really her. I don’t think so. Bonnie doesn’t seem the type to act like a slut and do self shot photos of herself in a skimpy red bikini.

Here she is with Evanna Lynch. Boy would I ever like to see them make out. I am sure at least half of the world would.

They made her look kind of weird in Harry Potter. In reality she is pretty damn hot! You can see fake nudes of both of these girls at Fake Fantasy. They don’t wait for the actresses to get naked. They just cut and paste!

Here in America we often forget that there is an entire world of people out there that vastly outnumber us and have completely different ways of life. Sherlyn Chopra is about to broaden the gap that sets us apart from our counterparts in India. She is doing this by posing for the cover of Playboy magazine. While the covers don’t have exposed nudity there is plenty of implied nudity, and in India this is still considered a no-no!

Sherlyn began her career in Bollywood (Mumbai, formerly Bombay) as Mona Chopra. Over there she can be compared with Angelina Jolie both in status and beauty. Her film roles span from 2002 to 2009. In 2009 she was a contestant on Bigg Boss. An Indian show much like Big Brother.

The Playboy issue with her on the cover will be out in November, 2012. Keep an eye out for it and pray nobody in India actually makes good on one of the many death threats she has received since making the announcement.

I’ll end this with a little factoid you might not know, but could probably use. Did you know that you can get every issue of Playboy ever published from the beginning to every new issue as it comes out? Get an iPlayboy subscription and do it all electronically!

So I was kicking it with some adult webmaster friends of mine and somebody brought up nude pictures of the Olsen Twins. With one of them being on the show Weeds (thereby giving her some street cred) many of us were intrigued.

As it turns out his pictures were fakes, but they are pretty damn spot on in how well they are done. So enjoy some Photochopped naked pics of the Olsen Twins!

Dirty Teen Celebrities has tons of real and fake nude celebrity pictures, plus the hottest sex tapes from your favorite Hollywood starlets!

So it looks like Tom Cruise has struck out yet again. The seriously strange thing about his divorces is that his wives always divorce him when they are 33 years old going on 34. Is there some Scientology connection with your wife hitting 34 years old?

Cruise fell in love with Katie Holmes in 2005, but we all fell in love with her back in 1998 when she played Joey Potter in Dawson’s Creek. She had just enough hotness mixed with a lot of the girl next door. It was like finding Joey from The Fact of Life all over again!

Here you almost want to offer her a joint and get high with her. Then fuck her tight little Hollywood ass!

Before meeting Tom Cruise this Hollywood heartthrob played some topless characters in movies like The Gift. You can see all of her sexy scenes and her nude scenes at Mr Skin. Plus, you can see them for every other one of nude celebs you’ve ever spanked one off to!

After her feature film debut in Superbad there wasn’t much of a buzz about Emma Stone. That is about to change now that Emma is playing Gwen Stacy in the Amazing Spider-Man!

Since the news of her upcoming roll was released I have been inundated with requests for nude Emma Stone pics. Well, the problem with those is she hasn’t posed for Playboy or even Maxim yet. Only two or three years ago most people thought of her as a red headed step-child. Not anymore!

Now Emma Stone is a full blown sex symbol. I guess she can thank Lindsey Lohan for turning gingers into models of sexuality. These days Emma is going to have to make sure to wear panties while heading out on the town or the paparazzi are going to have a field day snapping photos of her ginger pussy!

Get all of the nude Emma Stone photos your ball sack can handle at Fake Fantasy. They don’t wait for the Hollywood ladies to pose for Playboy and neither should you!

It turns out that Paris Hilton won’t be the only female celebrity caught nude and sucking cock! The Britney Spears sex tape has finally surfaced and Exposed Teen Celebs has it!

Britney Spears recorded her first album Baby One More Time when she was still a child and released it as a barely legal adult. It made her a pop-queen and immediately shot her into music stardom!

While girls were going ga-ga over the albums lyrics, guys were going go-goo, as in man-goo, over her schoolgirl image. Attempts were made by amateur sleuths to scan her album cover into digital form and enhance the lighting to see if she was wearing panties when she shot the cover.

As it turns out the record executives were already thinking the same thing so they digitally enhanced the image with a black triangle to cover her pussy.

Remember, she was underage when she posed for the album cover!

Forget about that low level porn though… Now you can watch Britney Spears sucking a nice hard cock as the guy spurts his cum wad into her open mouth!

Exposed Teen Celebs has hundreds of nude celebs that are barely legal and very inviting. Watch Hollywood starlets prance around in skimpy bikinis and topless teens showing off their perky breasts. Find hundreds of camel toe pics and naughty sex tapes these babes never thought would see the light of day!

Oh, Ashley Tisdale. You cute little bitch. You’ve gotten me into so much trouble with the wife!

When I suggested watching High School Musical to my wife on our date night she was a bit apprehensive. Why would a grown man want to watch high schoolers sing and dance? WTF?

I guess she didn’t realize that Ashley Tisdale wasn’t actually a high school student. And neither were most of the other stars in the movie! They never are! Don’t get me started on the 23 year old daughter in United States of Tara. Sheesh!

Anyway… Where was I?

Oh yeah… So I have a thing for Ashley. She was 20 years old when she made the first movie and she is twenty-six now. When do I get to start whacking off to her?

Right now!

I have friends that don’t like Ashley because they don’t think her tits are big enough. I don’t mind. Small tits are just fine with me. Of course her two houses in the hills and her fat wallet make up for what she is lacking up top!

Dirty Teen Celebrities has hot pics of Ashley. They even have pics that never happened. Yeah… They make some very convincing fakes! Watch a nude Ashley Tisdale sucking a cock or getting rammed in the ass!

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So did you go out and see Couples Retreat  yet? Hopefully that is a big fat no. The movie sucked so bad that nobody knew a hot new starlet was born from its ashes.

Luckily for Alexis Knapp, and by extension, us, somebody in the casting department at Silver Pictures (yeah, never heard of them either) did watch that horrible movie. Alexis ended up in Project-X which didn’t suck. In fact, it was pretty fucking cool.

Since then she has been bombarded with offers and scripts for more movies. I am sure this could be partly why that cunt Jessica Alba has been being such a cunt lately!

Anway… Say hello to my little friend!

Lucky motherfucker!

Even luckier motherfucker!

Where were these chicks back when I was in high school?

With a Mr Skin pass you can skip all of the acting and other boring shit and get straight to the naked parts of a movie. He watches them in fast forward so you don’t have to!

In order to get the best view of this hottie you are going to want to hit the expand button on the videos toolbar all the way to the right. Go ahead and make it cover your entire monitor!

Talk about hitting the genetic lottery and then being at the right place at the right time. Kate Upton got her start in modeling by doing this dance at a basketball game. Now she is doing it here for you wearing a skimpy little bikini!

Now I am sure there are going to be lots of women out there that will say this is fucked up. They will ask if she only has one move and if this is it?

Well, fuck them!

They are just jealous of Kate Upton and her remarkably hot body. It makes them upset that she has a full figure and yet the Barbie generation still likes her.

You can get this video and hundreds of other videos (some with nude celebs in them!) at Banned Celebs. Stop hunting for the good stuff when you should be enjoying it!